<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32818383</id><updated>2011-04-21T11:47:28.259-07:00</updated><title type='text'>You're all wet behind the ears .. But there's a draught in your brain ..</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ampuso.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32818383/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ampuso.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>HigH the smoking creature</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03611162410150107745</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/795/3593/1600/2.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>16</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32818383.post-117025109807538366</id><published>2007-01-31T04:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-01-31T05:44:58.116-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Ranguri shi alte prostii</title><content type='html'>Stand shi plictisindu'se la munca(multzumim nemtzilor shi colegilor noshtrii americani, care nu sunt in stare sa apese SEND la Outlook), HigH sta shi scruteaza(ATENTZIE: nu SCROTEAZA) messengeru'.&lt;br /&gt;Zi de zi statusuri dupa statusuri shi persoane dupa persoane ishi expun neuronii pe privatele lui HigH, intr'un flux, aflux, influx whateva' de cuvinte, menite sa exprime ... orice.&lt;br /&gt;Unii chiar se aseamana cu altzii, prin comportamentul lor... Dovada clara a instinctului de turma.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Vom acorda in urmatoarele episoade, titluri "nobiliare" (ATENTZIE : nu MOBILIARE), fiecarei categorii de mamifere, in parte.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Printzesele wannabe - also known as: "look mommy, i wanna be pretty and smart". Nevermind honey, you are pretty... nothing else matters. ;)&lt;br /&gt;   Aceste specimene pot fi ushor observate in general prin statusurile lor de genul: "cine ma place azi?" , "cine ma iubeshte azi?" , "datzi un comment aici www.INeedABrain.com" *** , "m-am trezit" etc. &lt;br /&gt;   Va multzumesc ca imi facetzi ziua mai frumoasa... Rad in hohote cand va vad statusurile alea, shi mai ales cand shtiu ca voi chiar credetzi ce scrie acolo.&lt;br /&gt;   Evident ca se vor gasi bufoni care sa va cante in struna... dar nush carui om normal shi cu minte la cap ii place sa aibe langa el o internauta egocentrista, cu care sa nu aibe de discutat altceva mai departe de tzoale, machiaje, trend etc.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. Fuck me I'm famous - also known as: "bagami'ash trei deshte'n koor ca bine mai arat"&lt;br /&gt;   Se disting clar prin exclamatzii de genul: "wow... ce bine imi sta azi" , "m-am vopsit curcubeu.. imi sta bine?" , "sunt o frumoasa shi lumea shtie asta!" etc.&lt;br /&gt;   Aloooooooooooooo... cotzofaneleeeee... bagatzi'va mintzile in cap shi lasatzi nasoacele alea pe jos... ca doamne fereshte va loveshte vreun avion peste nari. Mai bine avetzi grija de neuronul ala, sa nu se dea de totzi peretzii. Ca shtitzi voi vb aia... n-am loc n-am loc... da' shi cand am, dau bairam!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. Delirium tremens - also known as: "He left me... OH MY GOD! HE REALLY LEFT ME!"&lt;br /&gt;   Recunoscute ca fiind damselele parasite shi cu o boala acuta pe barbatzi. Exemplul cel mai elocvent nu cred ca mai necesita nici un fel de prezentare: EEEEEEELOAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! - nah ca i-am facut shi introducere ca pe ring la Pride, UFC.. bla bla..&lt;br /&gt;   Se deosebesc de celelelalte mamifere printr'un patetism ieshit din comun, care deshi e mascat de o fatzada de genul "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!", tzipa singur a "HOW MISERABLE I AM" , "MY LIFE IS SHITTY" , "I WANNA KILL MYSELF" etc. In timp ce tzipa sus shi tare ca le doare intre fese de oricine, shi oriec parere contradictorie le este straina, de fapt se gudura la 2-3 cuvinte de genul: "Asha este.. ai dreptate!" , "Shi eu am patzit la fel... porci!" , "Lasa, e mai bine fara ei". Adik pe scurt, cand cineva le mangaie un pic ego'ul, ca nah... oricum nu au pe cineva alaturi, shi in stilul asta vor avea... In mormant, pe vecinul de cavou.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Va urma... Ma bag din nou la studiat.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32818383-117025109807538366?l=ampuso.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ampuso.blogspot.com/feeds/117025109807538366/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=32818383&amp;postID=117025109807538366' title='9 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32818383/posts/default/117025109807538366'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32818383/posts/default/117025109807538366'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ampuso.blogspot.com/2007/01/ranguri-shi-alte-prostii.html' title='Ranguri shi alte prostii'/><author><name>HigH the smoking creature</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03611162410150107745</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/795/3593/1600/2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>9</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32818383.post-117023516915093231</id><published>2007-01-31T01:19:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-01-31T01:19:29.196-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Uit'asha</title><content type='html'>1. Noi suntem oameni simpli !&lt;br /&gt;2. Cateodata nu ma gandesc la tine... si asta nu este rau; obisnuieste-te te rog cu asta; nu ma intreba te rog la ce ma gandesc, intreaba-ma doar daca esti dispusa sa vorbim despre politica, filozofie, economie, fotbal, bautura, sex sau masini.&lt;br /&gt;3. Nu are rost sa ma intrebi la ce ma gandesc. 96,5% din timp barbatii se gandesc la sex; nu, nu suntem obsedati, este pur si simplu ceea ce ne face cel mai mult placere.&lt;br /&gt;4. Daca te rog sa-mi dai painea, nu doresc nimic altceva; nu este un repros ca painea nu s-ar afla deja pe masa; in exprimarea noastra nu se ascund nici reprosuri, nici aluzii subtile. Da, suntem doar niste oameni simpli.&lt;br /&gt;5. Daca doresti ceva este suficient sa formulezi intrebarea; noi nu intelegem intrebari cu aluzii subtile si indirecte; deci intrebarile indirecte nu dau rezultatul scontat, chiar si cele evidente; spune te rog exact ceea ce doresti.&lt;br /&gt;6. Daca pui o intrebare la care nu astepti raspuns, nu te mira ca vine un raspuns la care nu te asteptai.&lt;br /&gt;7. A face cumparaturi nu face nimanui placere si eu n-o sa gasesc niciodata placere in asta, exceptand cazul cand alegerea o fac eu.&lt;br /&gt;8. Cand mergem undeva in vizita, indiferent ce haine porti, iti stau minunat... o jur !&lt;br /&gt;9. Daca crezi ca esti grasa, probabil asa si este. Nu ma intreba pe mine, o sa refuz categoric sa dau vreun raspuns.&lt;br /&gt;10. Vineri, sambata, duminica inseamna: multa mancare, prieteni, fotbal la televizor, bere si maniere proaste; este ca fluxul si refluxul sau ca ciclul vostru, este inevitabil.&lt;br /&gt;11. Ai destule rochii, bluze, fuste si pantofi, daca plangi in fata magazinului inseamna ca ma santajezi... sa ma aduci in pragul ruinii nu este nicidecum o dovada de dragoste.&lt;br /&gt;12. Majoritatea barbatilor nu au decat 3 perechi de pantofi. Cum poate sa-ti vina idea ca as putea avea habar, care din cele 30 de perechi de pantofi ale tale iti stau mai bine sau se asorteaza cu noua rochie.&lt;br /&gt;13. Raspunsuri simple ca: DA sau NU sunt absolut suficiente indiferent de cat de lunga sau complicata a fost intrebarea.&lt;br /&gt;14. Cand ai o problema roaga-ma sa ti-o rezolv si atat; nu ma ruga sa te compatimesc asa cum o fac prietenele tale.&lt;br /&gt;15. Dureri de cap sau migrene care dureaza 4 saptamani, nu mai sunt dureri de cap sau migrene. Du-te la doctor.&lt;br /&gt;16. Daca spun ceva ce poate fi interpretat in doua feluri si unul din ele te nelinisteste sau te face nefericita, cu siguranta ma refeream la celalalt.&lt;br /&gt;17. Berea ne place asa cum va plac voua gentile; voi nu intelegeti de ce si nici noi.&lt;br /&gt;18. Daca te intreb "Ce ai?" si tu imi raspunzi "Nimic!", te voi crede si ma voi comporta asa ca si cum totul ar fi in cea mai perfecta ordine.&lt;br /&gt;19. Nu ma intreba: "Ma iubesti?" Poti fi sigura ca daca n-ar fi asa, nu as fi cu tine.&lt;br /&gt;20. Noi suntem cu adevarat oameni simpli. Va rog sa impartiti acest "Manifest" la cat mai multe femei, pentru ca in sfarsit acestea sa ne inteleaga o data pentru totdeauna!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32818383-117023516915093231?l=ampuso.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ampuso.blogspot.com/feeds/117023516915093231/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=32818383&amp;postID=117023516915093231' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32818383/posts/default/117023516915093231'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32818383/posts/default/117023516915093231'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ampuso.blogspot.com/2007/01/uitasha.html' title='Uit&apos;asha'/><author><name>HigH the smoking creature</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03611162410150107745</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/795/3593/1600/2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32818383.post-116981625557357351</id><published>2007-01-26T04:51:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-01-26T04:57:35.590-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Schimbare? NOT!</title><content type='html'>Am primit astazi o intrebare, care mi s-a parut pe cat de inutila, pe atat de inoportuna. Asta avand in vedere ca eram dupa meciul de Dota de la pauza... Ptr mai multe detalii, contact GK.&lt;br /&gt;Prin urmare shi'asha deci: Repectivul - De ce nu scrii shi tu pe blogul asta k altzii? Adik sa citeasca lumea ceva interesant/funny aici?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Raspunsul meu este caci, sh'anume... care este... Fiindca pot, nu vreau, ii urasc pe totzi...&lt;br /&gt;Este my and MY ONLY, personal playground. Daca doresc pot sa trantesc o poza cu un rahat de cal in confuzie digestiva aici. &lt;br /&gt;De ce nu scriu ceva interesant shi funny? Fiindca eu nu sunt funny! Nu am pretins niciodata ca sunt, shi sa dea dracii daca am de gand sa ma schimb. Tot ce scriu aici e interesant, ptr mine. Daca altzii au pretentzia ca mi'ar pasa de opinia lor... se insheala, AMARNIC!&lt;br /&gt;Shi inca o data... clasicul dar prea-potrivitul raspuns: "FIINDCA POT/VREAU!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Concluzia: Hai sictir!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32818383-116981625557357351?l=ampuso.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ampuso.blogspot.com/feeds/116981625557357351/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=32818383&amp;postID=116981625557357351' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32818383/posts/default/116981625557357351'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32818383/posts/default/116981625557357351'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ampuso.blogspot.com/2007/01/schimbare-not.html' title='Schimbare? NOT!'/><author><name>HigH the smoking creature</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03611162410150107745</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/795/3593/1600/2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32818383.post-116971700196926542</id><published>2007-01-25T01:22:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-01-25T01:23:27.870-08:00</updated><title type='text'>HigH's Anthem</title><content type='html'>Fired Up Hush lyrics&lt;br /&gt;Artist: Hush&lt;br /&gt;Album: Bulletproof&lt;br /&gt;Year: 2005&lt;br /&gt;Title: Fired Up  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CHORUS&lt;br /&gt;My crew is all fired up&lt;br /&gt;Y'all better just wise up&lt;br /&gt;Everybody gettin' sized up&lt;br /&gt;Before we all rise up&lt;br /&gt;Start runnin' your times up&lt;br /&gt;Cuz' when my crew ride up&lt;br /&gt;The sky gon' light up&lt;br /&gt;Everybody get FIRED UP!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Verse 1&lt;br /&gt;I walk this planet the most rugged&lt;br /&gt;Most can only see this heat but don't touch it&lt;br /&gt;Cuz' you might get 'em burned&lt;br /&gt;When I come through it's my turn&lt;br /&gt;Never get in my way or you're getting' rolled over&lt;br /&gt;Like Rover cuz' my fist's a bulldozer&lt;br /&gt;I throw these dogs in the street to melodys&lt;br /&gt;Like a heartbeat playing against piano keys&lt;br /&gt;It's a breeze 365 degrees&lt;br /&gt;Turn around and you might catch these so justt freeze&lt;br /&gt;A riddle with no clues I'm a walking nightmare&lt;br /&gt;Anywhere anytime boy I don't fight fair&lt;br /&gt;A day in my shoes is a day with no fear&lt;br /&gt;So walk barefooted and save your whole year&lt;br /&gt;And I wear a mouthpiece cuz' I grit my teeth&lt;br /&gt;So just bite your tongue before you get your ass beat?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CHORUS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CHORUS 2&lt;br /&gt;In the club to a beat&lt;br /&gt;In the street wit' a beef in the heat&lt;br /&gt;EVERYBODY GET FIRED UP!!!&lt;br /&gt;If it's black or it's white&lt;br /&gt;If it's wrong or it's right day or night&lt;br /&gt;EVERYBODY GET FIRED UP!!!&lt;br /&gt;Don't matter if you win or you lose&lt;br /&gt;Only one thing to do&lt;br /&gt;EVERYBODY GET FIRED UP!!!&lt;br /&gt;Put it down every town every city&lt;br /&gt;If you feel me and you wit' me&lt;br /&gt;EVERYBODY GET FIRED UP!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Verse 2&lt;br /&gt;I'm an S.O.B.&lt;br /&gt;That's a son of a bitch homie you don't know me&lt;br /&gt;I was put here to slap you silly and clap Billy&lt;br /&gt;And clap everything in the track like Mac Milly's&lt;br /&gt;And that's just the half really&lt;br /&gt;You don't wanna see the other side I suggest you act quickly&lt;br /&gt;And ran swiftly and get outta my way before the gats empty&lt;br /&gt;(C'MON!!!) and just tempt me?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32818383-116971700196926542?l=ampuso.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ampuso.blogspot.com/feeds/116971700196926542/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=32818383&amp;postID=116971700196926542' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32818383/posts/default/116971700196926542'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32818383/posts/default/116971700196926542'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ampuso.blogspot.com/2007/01/highs-anthem.html' title='HigH&apos;s Anthem'/><author><name>HigH the smoking creature</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03611162410150107745</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/795/3593/1600/2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32818383.post-116971478917941655</id><published>2007-01-25T00:23:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-01-25T01:53:50.936-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Placerile de zi cu zi</title><content type='html'>HigH are putzine placeri ... dar acute ... Ca orice om serios incearca din rasputeri sa fie responsabil in ceea ce face ... &lt;br /&gt;Bine, nu am reushit niciodata sa fiu prea responsabil, insa promit cu mana pe inima ca o sa fac asta ... odata! Macar sa vad cum e...&lt;br /&gt;Placerile lui HigH(adik JE - mi se pare funny sa vb la persoana a 3-a despre mine.. macar asha sa fiu shi eu mai important), sunt dupa cum urmeaza, sh'anume:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Sa il injure pe ZouZou dimineatza cu patima cand il trezeshte. (ZouZou nu shtie asta - dar nu ma pot abtzine)&lt;br /&gt;2. Sa rada de "ajutacii"* de pe peron de la 41 in drum spre munca. &lt;br /&gt;3. Sa provoace dureri acute de maini shi spate ciredei din 41.&lt;br /&gt;4. Sa fumeze 2,3,4....... tzigari dimineatza cu GK, ACB(AC Bisa), ZouZou(nu fumeaza, dar suporta:))), Matei(!@#$%^&amp;*() ptr cunoscatori).&lt;br /&gt;5. Sa se enerveze la Dota de la pauza... E ceva normal, shi deshi shtiu ca se va intampla asta, tot o fac. Un rau necesar.&lt;br /&gt;6. Sa se gandeasca(VIRGULA) cam cat rau poate face unui om. (Aici ma refer la detalii, locul desfashurarii, modul de desfashurare, deznodamant - de obicei victima crapa)&lt;br /&gt;7. Se gandeshte cam cator oameni le-ar putea crapa capul, daca nu ar fi intzarcuit de regulamentu' asta de kko, de la firma. &lt;br /&gt;8. Seara sa shada k o molusca cu ZouZou, shi sa se joace k distrushii. Asta daca nu are chef de beut, sau de dicstractzie. Posibil un film, daca merita.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Brusc mi s-a taiat chefu' de scris!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nota autorului: * - ajutacii sunt degeabishtii aia de pe peron, care ajuta la inchiderea ushilor de la tramvai, prin impingerea lor, atunci cand ele fac sandwich pe cei care sunt inauntru.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32818383-116971478917941655?l=ampuso.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ampuso.blogspot.com/feeds/116971478917941655/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=32818383&amp;postID=116971478917941655' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32818383/posts/default/116971478917941655'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32818383/posts/default/116971478917941655'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ampuso.blogspot.com/2007/01/placerile-de-zi-cu-zi.html' title='Placerile de zi cu zi'/><author><name>HigH the smoking creature</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03611162410150107745</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/795/3593/1600/2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32818383.post-116566556774470903</id><published>2006-12-09T03:16:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-12-09T04:01:21.003-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Prostii shi bla bla'uri pe aceeashi tema</title><content type='html'>www.apa.org/topics/controlanger.html&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stand shi surfand netu asta, ca daca in Jamaica nu ajung.. surfez shi eu ce pot.. shoarecu' meu a dat peste situ' de mai sus, care cica ar putea fi de ajutor.&lt;br /&gt;Pe cat de inutil, pe atat de patetic. &lt;br /&gt;Respira, gandeshte pozitiv, gandeshte pozitiv in timp ce respiri. Ete fleoshc! Orice specialist in ale urii, shtiu ca odata pornit, pai nu te mai oprejti nene... Pana nu dai pe cineva cu capul de peretzi, sau nu il trantejti de ii sar mucii pe tejghea... nu te lashi! &lt;br /&gt;Mai oamenilor(aviz celor care facetzi situri din astea), scrietzi mai bine cum sa imi pot CANALIZA ura, ca o cam imprashtii aiurea asupra oricui zi de zi... shi imi irosesc talentu' aiurea. &lt;br /&gt;Daca nu va inspira vreo MedUZA, din aia, mai bine shhh... ca doamne fereshte... intr'una din zilele astea ma imprashtii shi pana la voi!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32818383-116566556774470903?l=ampuso.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ampuso.blogspot.com/feeds/116566556774470903/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=32818383&amp;postID=116566556774470903' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32818383/posts/default/116566556774470903'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32818383/posts/default/116566556774470903'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ampuso.blogspot.com/2006/12/prostii-shi-bla-blauri-pe-aceeashi.html' title='Prostii shi bla bla&apos;uri pe aceeashi tema'/><author><name>HigH the smoking creature</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03611162410150107745</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/795/3593/1600/2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32818383.post-116375459745745443</id><published>2006-11-17T00:48:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-17T01:09:57.470-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Anger management.. OR NOT!</title><content type='html'>Sa revenim la tema noastra favorita... URA! &lt;br /&gt;Urechili meli au auzit despre shi anume metode contraceptive ptr URA, diferite programe numite Anger Management!&lt;br /&gt;Sa va zic un secret... sh'anume... NU MERG!!! Nu incercatzi, NU au efect! Api ce sa mearga, cand te duci la pisihologul ala, care incearca sa itzi induca in creieri ideea falsa ca TU eshti de vina! Trebuie sa te calmezi! Take it slow... bla bla bla and other shit like that. Sa nu itzi vina sa il pocneshti acolo pe loc direct?!&lt;br /&gt;Whooooooossssaaaaaaa nu merge la mine. M-am tras de urechi k un descreierat shi singurul efect a fost o durere acuta pe care am simtzit'o vreo 2 ore dupa aceea. Adevarul e ca am shi gasit dupa cine sa ma iau... Dupa cealapadiul ala de Martin Lawrence, care in tineretze a fost internat la canguri. &lt;br /&gt;Daca exista sugestii despre cum ash putea sa imi opresc ura asta pe care o manifest zi de zi... le ashtept ca sa le port infirma pe toate!:D&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32818383-116375459745745443?l=ampuso.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ampuso.blogspot.com/feeds/116375459745745443/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=32818383&amp;postID=116375459745745443' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32818383/posts/default/116375459745745443'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32818383/posts/default/116375459745745443'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ampuso.blogspot.com/2006/11/anger-management-or-not.html' title='Anger management.. OR NOT!'/><author><name>HigH the smoking creature</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03611162410150107745</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/795/3593/1600/2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32818383.post-116349556903899485</id><published>2006-11-14T01:07:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T01:12:58.736-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Ura innobileaza omul</title><content type='html'>Tema pe ziua de azi: cam cat poate uri un om pe zi(absolut orice, de la persoane la mirosuri), shi cam cate injurii imi poate debita mie mintea, mai ales in timpul unei pauze.&lt;br /&gt;De urat... va urasc pe totzi! Asta este foarte clar, shi oricine se simte privilegiat ca a scapat de ura mea evidenta... NU FII!!! NU VEI SCAPA!!! Mai devreme sau mai tarziu tot imi vei intra in tzinta, shi probabil vom avea o discutzie!&lt;br /&gt;La injurii... nu pot sa ma abtzin. Chiar daca in unele momente nu le spun... le gandesc. Sa nu te intrebi de ce sughitzi.. motivul sunt EU. ptr orice se intampla rau in jur.. EU sunt de vina! Sa NU ai NICI O indoiala! Nici macar UNA cat de mica... NU AI VOIE!&lt;br /&gt;Intrebatzi'l pe Zuzu.. care ieri nu ishi putea tzine paharul drept pe masa. Pai de la mine te'ai gasit sa iei suc sa bei? Vrei sa mori?&lt;br /&gt;Bottom line is... VA URASC pe totzi!!! Daca vretzi, putetzi sa ma intrebatzi fiecare in parte de ce va urasc. Pentru cine nu voi gasi motiv... va primi un premiu! Daca e shi fata frumoasa, cu bani shi sani mai mari de 90, o voi lua chiar shi de nevasta!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32818383-116349556903899485?l=ampuso.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ampuso.blogspot.com/feeds/116349556903899485/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=32818383&amp;postID=116349556903899485' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32818383/posts/default/116349556903899485'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32818383/posts/default/116349556903899485'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ampuso.blogspot.com/2006/11/ura-innobileaza-omul.html' title='Ura innobileaza omul'/><author><name>HigH the smoking creature</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03611162410150107745</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/795/3593/1600/2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32818383.post-116282100556139143</id><published>2006-11-06T05:48:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-06T05:50:05.586-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Traitzi'ar shãfu' matale</title><content type='html'>Sa moara nepotzii lu' Stalin shi copii lu' Francisc Vashtag de nu zice bine ce zice acilea...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/795/3593/1600/diploma.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/795/3593/320/diploma.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32818383-116282100556139143?l=ampuso.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ampuso.blogspot.com/feeds/116282100556139143/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=32818383&amp;postID=116282100556139143' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32818383/posts/default/116282100556139143'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32818383/posts/default/116282100556139143'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ampuso.blogspot.com/2006/11/traitziar-shfu-matale.html' title='Traitzi&apos;ar shãfu&apos; matale'/><author><name>HigH the smoking creature</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03611162410150107745</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/795/3593/1600/2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32818383.post-116281734502862551</id><published>2006-11-06T04:46:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-06T05:22:06.733-08:00</updated><title type='text'>De ce e HigH nervos all day long</title><content type='html'>1. Fiindca poate!!!&lt;br /&gt;2. Fiindca e la munca...&lt;br /&gt;3. Fiindca asha ii sta bine omului... cu "deshtele in priza".&lt;br /&gt;4. Fiindca poate din nou. E baiat tanar, shi in putere... mi se pare normal!&lt;br /&gt;5. Fiindca moare in 3 secunde la DOTA.&lt;br /&gt;6. Fiindca poate sa crape capul cuiva fara regrete!!!(shi vrea asta...)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;... to be continued ... HigH e rapit la masa in acest moment!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32818383-116281734502862551?l=ampuso.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ampuso.blogspot.com/feeds/116281734502862551/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=32818383&amp;postID=116281734502862551' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32818383/posts/default/116281734502862551'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32818383/posts/default/116281734502862551'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ampuso.blogspot.com/2006/11/de-ce-e-high-nervos-all-day-long.html' title='De ce e HigH nervos all day long'/><author><name>HigH the smoking creature</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03611162410150107745</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/795/3593/1600/2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32818383.post-116101087330449129</id><published>2006-10-16T07:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-16T08:10:54.766-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Sa radem... ca nu avem ce face...</title><content type='html'>" O noua organizatie ar putea lua nastere&lt;br /&gt;Nimeresti pe la mine si vezi acest post, intra pe ACEST blog si uita-te la ACEST post; daca te incadrezi intr-un profil asemanator da si tu subscribe.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Saracul ...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;P.S.: Bataia e rupta din RAI ... care RAI ... hai ca-ti dau eu de prinzi aripi! "&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Deci sunt chiar curios... care pe care bate... De fapt nu sunt curios... Nici macar nu ma voi chinui sa imi bat capul cu asha ceva.&lt;br /&gt;Cert e faptul ca s-a intrecut un pic masura. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A da... daca va intrebatzi de partea cui sunt... GK ofc!!! Daca tot e sa fie bataie... de ce sa nu fie? zic...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ca doar a fost amenintzat acum o saptamana shi ceva .. ca i se va afla locuintza.. etc. De ce atata chin shi jale? Cand se poate intreba direct: "UNDE STAI BA SCARBA?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In fine... crek e un pic aiurea sa tot dam din nas aici... Sincer GK? nush de ce itzi batzi capul.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32818383-116101087330449129?l=ampuso.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ampuso.blogspot.com/feeds/116101087330449129/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=32818383&amp;postID=116101087330449129' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32818383/posts/default/116101087330449129'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32818383/posts/default/116101087330449129'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ampuso.blogspot.com/2006/10/sa-radem-ca-nu-avem-ce-face.html' title='Sa radem... ca nu avem ce face...'/><author><name>HigH the smoking creature</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03611162410150107745</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/795/3593/1600/2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32818383.post-116072552491491857</id><published>2006-10-13T00:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-13T00:49:39.406-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Muncim... any doubts???</title><content type='html'>Va invitam sa previzionitzi una bucata HigH shi Zuzu... care evident se muncesc non stop... pe oriunde se duce. Ei.. care este!&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://imageshack.us"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/7514/4b5b3gcjv8.jpg" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32818383-116072552491491857?l=ampuso.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ampuso.blogspot.com/feeds/116072552491491857/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=32818383&amp;postID=116072552491491857' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32818383/posts/default/116072552491491857'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32818383/posts/default/116072552491491857'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ampuso.blogspot.com/2006/10/muncim-any-doubts.html' title='Muncim... any doubts???'/><author><name>HigH the smoking creature</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03611162410150107745</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/795/3593/1600/2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32818383.post-116072492961571199</id><published>2006-10-13T00:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-13T00:35:29.630-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Ne avansam nu gluma</title><content type='html'>Shi uite asha... da tehnologia peste unii oameni. HigH a fost acasa in "concediu" o saptamana shi ceva... Shi a dat peste ai lui "creatori", insetatzi de tehnologie shi dandu'se peste cap, care mai de care sa'shi traga &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet"&gt;Internet&lt;/a&gt;!!!&lt;br /&gt;        Api... ce sa faca bietul om(adik &lt;a href="http://img395.imageshack.us/my.php?image=hpim18954ty.jpg"&gt;Je&lt;/a&gt;), s-a dus shi a cumparat unelte(&lt;a href="http://img133.imageshack.us/my.php?image=switchub4.jpg"&gt;switch&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://img176.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cableagl8.jpg"&gt;cabluri&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.telecomenzi.ro/image.php?id=1611"&gt;mufe&lt;/a&gt;), sa le puna alor sai "tzava".&lt;br /&gt;        Partea mai grava.. a venit cand shi-a dat seama de gresheala facuta. Evident... era prea tarziu. Inevitabilul se produsese.&lt;br /&gt;        Aviz amatorilor: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! Ca va vetzi confrunta cu aceleashi probleme:"da' cum ma loghez pe mess?", "da' de ce clipocejte botonu' asta in continuu? Ma STRESEAZA!", "aaa.. asha ma loghez... da'.. shtii mama... eu nu am adresa de mail!!!"&lt;br /&gt;        Mai ushor era sa imi plombez o carie cu o &lt;a href="http://img153.imageshack.us/my.php?image=rotopercutoarexx9.jpg"&gt;rotopercutoare&lt;/a&gt;, sau sa incerc sa socializez cu o &lt;a href="http://www.fun.as.ro/imagini2005.php/galerie_246"&gt;musca&lt;/a&gt; in stare avansata de convulsie, decat sa ma chinui sa predau lectzii de tehnologie informatzionala acasa!&lt;br /&gt;        Maine poimaine ma trezesc ca "jmenuiesc" CC'uri, shi ishi hackuiesc unu' altuia mailu', ca sa ishi ceteasca mailurile de la amantzii/le de pe internet!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32818383-116072492961571199?l=ampuso.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ampuso.blogspot.com/feeds/116072492961571199/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=32818383&amp;postID=116072492961571199' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32818383/posts/default/116072492961571199'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32818383/posts/default/116072492961571199'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ampuso.blogspot.com/2006/10/ne-avansam-nu-gluma.html' title='Ne avansam nu gluma'/><author><name>HigH the smoking creature</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03611162410150107745</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/795/3593/1600/2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32818383.post-115675336428305531</id><published>2006-08-28T01:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-08-28T01:22:44.296-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Traduceri microsoftiene şi păsărească ştiinţificoidă</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;După “Revocare” pentru Cancel, şi “a se efectua clic” pentru “to click”, astăzi am aflat următoarea mare aberaţie din “traducerea” Windows XP în limba română. Un cookie, în româneşte, este un &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;“mod&lt;u&gt;u&lt;/u&gt;l cookie”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;. Un biet “bileţel” virtual, pe care HTTP serverul îşi scrie diverse chestii, şi pe care browserul şi serverul şi-l pasează între ele, a ajuns în româneşte &lt;strong&gt;ditamai modulul&lt;/strong&gt;. &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;Încerc să mă pun în pielea &lt;a href="http://www.chip.ro/revista/martie_2002/72/o_localizare/8725"&gt;specialiştilor&lt;/a&gt; [sic!] care au făcut traducerile pentru MS. “Nu prea înţelegem noi ce e un &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTTP_cookie"&gt;cookie&lt;/a&gt;. Adică trebuie să fie ceva complicat. Cam ca un &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunar_module"&gt;modul lunar&lt;/a&gt;. Hai să-i zicem &lt;em&gt;modul&lt;/em&gt;. Că proştii o s-o înghită; ce ştie ţăranul ce-i şofranul.”&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://dexonline.ro/search.php?cuv=modul&amp;source="&gt;Conform DEX&lt;/a&gt;, un modul este o componentă a unui ansamblu &lt;strong&gt;care are funcţionalitate proprie&lt;/strong&gt;. Un cookie &lt;em&gt;nu&lt;/em&gt; este asta. Rezervorul de apă de la un WC este un modul; însă hîrtia igienică nu este. După cum povesteam şi unui alt interlocutor, ce-ar fi să zicem că un sac de cartofi conţine mai multe “module cartof”? Sau să te duci la alimentară să ceri un modul pîine şi două module de ţigări? &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;Traducerea “modul cookie” este dobitoacă, nu numai pentru că este inexactă, ci şi pentru că foloseşte în mod gratuit conceptul &lt;strong&gt;ştiinţifico-tehnicoid&lt;/strong&gt; de “modul”. Observaţi vă rog cu cîtă voluptate se consumă în România asemenea limbaj lemnos, dar aparent elevat. La buletinul meteo, Romica-Jurcile contemporane nu zic, ferit-a sfîntul, “cerul va fi înnorat”, ci &lt;em&gt;“nebulozitatea va fi accentuată”&lt;/em&gt;; nu “mîine se aşteaptă vînt”, ci musai “vîntul va sufla slab pînă la moderat, cu intensificări pe alocuri”. Pe internetul românesc, siturile nu se vizitează, ci se &lt;em&gt;“accesează”&lt;/em&gt;; iar paginile nu se văd, ci se &lt;em&gt;“vizualizează”&lt;/em&gt;. Ascultaţi un medic vorbind la TV, şi încercaţi să desluşiţi un mesaj printre zecile de “hemitetraparaplegii” şi “encefaloradiculomielite”.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;Îngrijorător nu mi se pare că toţi bramblecii ăştia practică limba de lemn (doar s-au antrenat &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communist_Romania"&gt;timp de 45 de ani&lt;/a&gt;). Îngrijorător mi se pare că prostimea o savurează. O aşteaptă. Dacă nu i se oferă măcar o bucăţică mică de jargon, nema autoritate. O fi din cauză că n-a aflat de &lt;a href="http://coe.sdsu.edu/eet/articles/writeclearly/start.htm"&gt;ceva&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.criticalthinking.org/aboutCT/definingCT.shtml"&gt;mai bun&lt;/a&gt;? Sau o fi o plăcere perversă a românului să rămînă perplex în faţa unor nonsensuri cu sunet savant, ca mai apoi să exclame “moaamă ce deştept e ăsta”.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;Acestea fiind zise, v-am pupat pe modulul financiar personal (i.e. portofel) şi vă doresc noapte bună.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32818383-115675336428305531?l=ampuso.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ampuso.blogspot.com/feeds/115675336428305531/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=32818383&amp;postID=115675336428305531' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32818383/posts/default/115675336428305531'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32818383/posts/default/115675336428305531'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ampuso.blogspot.com/2006/08/traduceri-microsoftiene-i-psreasc.html' title='Traduceri microsoftiene şi păsărească ştiinţificoidă'/><author><name>HigH the smoking creature</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03611162410150107745</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/795/3593/1600/2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32818383.post-115579994093196136</id><published>2006-08-17T00:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-08-17T00:32:20.946-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Din ciclul: scurt in cretz dar bombat in fes...</title><content type='html'>Shi uite asha sta mashinutza de fumat(adik JE)... shi gandeshte vehement cu vadita placere... ca exista shi oameni care deshi au cu 1-2 clase mai mult k trenul... numarul de la papuc este evident exagerat in comparatzie cu al lor IQ.&lt;br /&gt;       Pe subiectul nostru de azi... il vom numi sugestiv VC(amazing resemblance... isn't it?). Ptr cei din firma .. e cunoscut sub numele de Viorel. Ptr prieteni... Viorel. Un inapt infatuat, care incearca din rasputeri sa ishi mascheze prostia cu 2 doze de cretinitate, shi o doza dubla de super egocentrism. Shi nu... nu este retzeta zilnica prescrisa de medic.. este doar... Viorel.&lt;br /&gt;        Shi ca sa trec direct in subectul.. care este.. shi anume prezentat acilea... Mai shtrumfete tropical nebun(Vezi Tropical Madness)... tu chiar crezi ca toata lumea itzi este la picioare?(ar fi imposibil deoarece pana shi un amarat de gandac ar leshina la acel miros care ar face gelos shi un cadavru.) Adik unii oameni care chiar ishi pun la contributzie putzinii neuroni ramashi liberi dupa alocarea pe procese, trebuie sa itzi suporte tzie accesele de shefie, adeseori manifestate prin arhicunoscutele:NAB shi WNF? Te summonezi in baza aia din neant... shi cand vii tu... nici uraganu' nu mai are loc. Fi'mi'ar ursu' de ras, ca te'ash bate cu iepurii aia numai peste masele.. ca sa vezi shi tu a dreaq durere ce au ei in suflet(shi nu numai), cand ricosheaza dintr'un perete in altul ca nishte veritabile mingioace de tenis. Intended game design huh? Futui castelu' ei de jmecherie... ca pana shi pe un copil de 3 ani il bufneshte rasul cand vede ca saracul Bugs face flick-flack'uri shi se da cu nasu' de suprafatza apei, de ii sar mucii pe toata intinderea aia translucida care ar trebui sa semene cu o baltoaca.&lt;br /&gt;          Api.. mai tovarashe.. ia sa te iau sa te azvarl shi eu pe tine sa iei o gura pofticioasa de ciment...de sa mananci 3 luni cu dintzii din palma... sa te vad daca itzi mai arde de tzopait dupa aia.. hidrocefalule.&lt;br /&gt;          Asta ca sa nu mai vorbesc de ineptziile de explicatzii, care cu greu le azvarli, parca ... vezi tu dom'le... tzi-ai facut mila shi ne'ai raspuns... la acel SUPER PROIECT, SfincterBell. Pai cum potzi tu sa ne zici... manca'tzi'ash aptitudinile tale de producataur...  ca acel paznic ce se sperie de un shi'anume schilod cu 3 ochi verzi(ideea ta nu?), ishi ia viteza, shi in avantul sau muncitoresc devine un fel de Icarus asha de fel, ce goneshte pe peretzi cu o viteza la care nici radarul nu il mai prinde... ca vezi tu dom'le... e un scripete acolo care il agatza de gulerul cameshii???&lt;br /&gt;           Ce scripete mai retardinho? Ca daca tu imi aratzi acolo un scripete, eu ma recunosc cu bilibistroci pe creier... hali'tzi'ash demisia. Shi daca e agatzat acolo in cui... da din craci nu? Ca doar... omu' e nascut atlet... shi alearga shi in somn!!! Stiliza'te'ash cu creta pe trotuar!!!(BUG@copyright)&lt;br /&gt;      &lt;br /&gt;            Gata... ca deja nu am mai fumat de ceva timp(INACCEPTABIL), shi numai gandul ca tzi-am dedicat atata atentzie shi timp, imi provoaca fiori pe shosete.&lt;br /&gt;            Prietene.... eshti IMBUCURATOR DE PROST!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32818383-115579994093196136?l=ampuso.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ampuso.blogspot.com/feeds/115579994093196136/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=32818383&amp;postID=115579994093196136' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32818383/posts/default/115579994093196136'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32818383/posts/default/115579994093196136'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ampuso.blogspot.com/2006/08/din-ciclul-scurt-in-cretz-dar-bombat.html' title='Din ciclul: scurt in cretz dar bombat in fes...'/><author><name>HigH the smoking creature</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03611162410150107745</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/795/3593/1600/2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32818383.post-115571670146537474</id><published>2006-08-16T01:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-08-16T01:25:01.473-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Testing testing 1 2 3</title><content type='html'>Is this shit working .. or smth?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32818383-115571670146537474?l=ampuso.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ampuso.blogspot.com/feeds/115571670146537474/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=32818383&amp;postID=115571670146537474' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32818383/posts/default/115571670146537474'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32818383/posts/default/115571670146537474'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ampuso.blogspot.com/2006/08/testing-testing-1-2-3.html' title='Testing testing 1 2 3'/><author><name>HigH the smoking creature</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03611162410150107745</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/795/3593/1600/2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry></feed>
